Born from the genius minds who watched 'Doge' Growth and thought, 'Hey, why not?'
$guana is here to make you rich or die meme-ing.
Disclaimer: Rich in laughs, not financial advice.
How To Buy $guana
Guide:
Step 1: Find the internet.
Step 2: Don't panic. It's just a few clicks away.
For a more detailed, less sarcastic guide
$guana Roadmap: A Blast to the Moon
Right This Second:
$guana has been unleashed into the crypto jungle. Fasten your seatbelts, and please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.
Any Minute Now:
$guana Pre-Sale goes live. It’s like pressing the big red button without the risk of blowing up your house. Metaphorically exciting, literally safe.
In a Hot SOL Minute:
Listing $guana on Raydium because we like to mix a little bit of DEX appeal with our humor. Or should we just ghost 'em and create suspense? Nah, we're too excited.
The Not-So-Far-Away Future:
We're nuGUANA $guana straight to the moon, not because it's easy, but because low Earth orbit is too mainstream. Plus, the moon could use some laughs.
$guananomics
Supply Breakdown:
Total Supply: 1 Billion $guana Tokens
60% of Supply to Pre-Sale Participants
25% of Supply to Liquidity
10% of Supply to Marketing - locked for 2 months
5% of supply to team - locked for 1 year
LP Burnt-0% Tax- Mint Revoked
Socials
Join the $guana community
Legal Disclaimer
$guana is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or promise of financial return.
Buying $guana? you're essentially saying, "I love fun so much, I'd finance it." So, congrats on seeing this disclaimer, your sense of humor is now officially asset-backed.
When you purchase $guana Coin, you are agreeing that you have seen this disclaimer.